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Malachy

Motorcycles

Posted by Malachy Apr. 16, 2009 @ 12:29 AM EDT

I own a motorcycle. It's something I like to brag about a lot this time of year because with the warmer days and nicer weather, it's all I can think about.

I find that I don't associate myself as a "biker" because it is not simply that I am an enthusiast for the sport of motorcycling, it's that I use my motorcycle as a primary form of transportation during the warmer months.

And I don't even ride that fancy of a bike. I ride on a puny 2003 Suzuki GZ250. With a 250cc engine, it's the smallest you can find for road bikes. But, it gets the job done and does it well. My little putter gets 70 miles to the gallon, which is sweet when gas prices push $4.00/g, and puts even my hippie of a wife's 07 Camry Hybrid to shame (it gets a measly 40mpg).

It is a blast to ride too! You'd think that to have any fun on a motorcycle you would HAVE to buy the fastest crotch rocket supersport bike with a name like Ninja or Katana [discontinued] or own a Harley or Victory...but you really don't. Any kid who's used a friend's dirt bike can tell you how much fun even going a few miles per hour around a dirt pile can be. Any bike will give you a feeling of freedom and exhilaration, no matter the name or the size or the speed you're going. In fact, with my small bike, you get all the fun of whipping down the highway at 90mph when you're putzing around at 60mph because there is no windshield or fairings to protect you from the wind.

That being said, I still want a new motorcycle. My little bike has served me well, but now that my wife has a full year of riding under her belt (taught her how last summer and she got her license too) she is itching for something that can get up highway speeds without going downhill with a tailwind.

I've been looking at sport/cruiser corssover bikes like the Suzuki GS500F, and the Suzuki GSX650F and even looking at some traditional cruisers like the Suzuki Boulevard M50 or the Yamaha Star V-star Custom. They all have a lot of great things, but at the moment, if I were to buy a bike tomorrow I am leaning toward the V-start Custom or the GS500F. Both are real solid bikes, and I like how both are not overkill for my needs (like the boulevard m50 and gsx650f).

I have also gladly put tons of money into safety and safety equipment. When I first got my motorcycle at 17, it was because my mom wanted to get a motorcycle. She had signed herself and I up for a motorcycle safety course that summer. We took the course through the Motorcycle Safety Foundation and they managed to teach me, someone who had never even driven a standard car, all of the basics of riding a motorcycle. They had their own bikes they taught us on, and at the end of the weekend-long course they had us take their own version of a road test. When I passed their tests, I was given a waiver and didn't even need to take my road test to get my license! It was so cool. Afterward my mom bought a bike just like the ones we learned on, the gz250. Unfortunately, she always felt the bike was too heavy (she had used dirt bikes as a teenager and was never comfortable on a road bike) so she gave me this brand new motorcycle she had gotten!

And now, after it has served its purpose and has taken all of the bumpd and scrapes of 3 new-to-sport riders, it is ready to move on to someplace better. Still runs like a dream, but yeah, I've been thinking about a new bike for a couple of years. I may get $1000 trade-in for it, and that can go toward the bike i really want.

Also, check out my first youtube video (sorry the sound is messed up lol) of my cat trying to figure out why he can't jump over our railing onto the neighbor's deck.

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Apr. 16, 2009 | 12:41 AM JadeTheAssassin says:

Now that I got my driver's license (and the possibility of no school for a bit), I'm horribly tempted to go and try and get my motorcycle license and try and get a bike so I can go out on rides with my dad.

:D

Apr. 16, 2009 | 12:43 AM Malachy responds:

it's a total blast! You should do it


Apr. 16, 2009 | 12:42 AM Goonie says:

Good Luck with that.

Apr. 16, 2009 | 12:43 AM Malachy responds:

who wants to send me $8000?


Apr. 16, 2009 | 1:06 AM SevenSeize says:

anti kitty forcefield= awesome


Apr. 16, 2009 | 1:06 AM xellon says:

anti-kitty force field
ACTIVATE


Apr. 17, 2009 | 11:59 PM Tramps says:

Malachy: naw, I got sidetracked ebcasue I had to fuck your mother after
Malachy: lol. my cat is a retard
Malachy: he keeps trying to jump over to the neighbor's deck


Apr. 18, 2009 | 7:44 PM irashii says:

I seem to recall having a conversation with you not too long ago about bikes and the like.

Have you had a chance to go for any distance rides yet this year?

Apr. 18, 2009 | 8:47 PM Malachy responds:

just commuting between school and home


Apr. 19, 2009 | 7:16 PM Der-Lowe says:

Got a thing for Suzukis?

Apr. 19, 2009 | 7:27 PM Malachy responds:

suzuki is just easily found around here. Most motorcycle dealers have a line of suzuki, which makes a model easy to find. And, since I currently own a suzuki I know it's a dependable company.


Apr. 20, 2009 | 5:41 PM SlntCobra1 says:

what kind of cat is that? Ragdoll?

Apr. 20, 2009 | 6:26 PM Malachy responds:

Siamese...aren't Ragdolls long haired?


Apr. 20, 2009 | 8:50 PM WavyGravy says:

Do you ever get that sensation to just "go". Traveling to where ever the roads take you; leaving behind your thoughts and worries for the day? Perhaps even finding a surprising destination?

It must be great to have inter-state freeways and looks like you did your research well. Cute feline btw.

Apr. 20, 2009 | 9:54 PM Malachy responds:

whatever feeling of "go" I have is usually overwhelmed by the feeling of "$0" expendable income.


Apr. 21, 2009 | 7:50 AM SuperSuperKLC says:

sorry i don't like you. I don't want to associate with anyone from the website called newgrounds.com . Not as bad as deviantart.com but people here just low.

Apr. 21, 2009 | 12:03 PM Malachy responds:

than I guess...you should stop using newgrounds?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 7:10 PM TheSongSalad says:

i own a suzuki. it's a car though... sx4 sport. wish i had a bike though...


Apr. 23, 2009 | 1:25 PM SupraAddict says:

I wish I had more than just a basic knowledge of motorcycles. However, if you want to know anything bout something that has four wheels and goes vroom, then I'm you're guy.

Apr. 23, 2009 | 8:02 PM Malachy responds:

what about quads?


Apr. 23, 2009 | 11:43 PM sinskae says:

For some reason, I've never been a fan of motorcycles. I think I like the stability of four wheels a bit more; I like driving my father's 700 polaris a bit more.

Apr. 24, 2009 | 10:27 AM Malachy responds:

motorcycles are really quite stable when moving. Once you get above .2kph you're pretty much good to go. far more stable than a bicycle


Apr. 24, 2009 | 1:25 PM sinskae says:

I do like the way the Suzuki GS500F looks; I'm not much of a fan of the Harley-Davidson look. I like sleeker, newer-looking bikes.

Apr. 24, 2009 | 6:09 PM Malachy responds:

I'm not one to buy things just for looks. The 500F though seems a pretty solid bike for the price


Apr. 24, 2009 | 3:19 PM SupraAddict says:

Alright, what are you looking for for ATVs?

Apr. 24, 2009 | 6:09 PM Malachy responds:

I'm not, you just said that you knew all there is about 4-wheel cars, but I was talking about quad bikes, not ATVs.


Apr. 25, 2009 | 4:44 PM C1ph3r says:

This is what you should get, Mal. Max Biaggi for the win.

http://www.maranellomerchandise.com/m edia/sp0146-max-biaggi-poster-motogp.
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Apr. 26, 2009 | 9:32 PM TheFlameAlchemist says:

I want to ride the moto just kiddin


Apr. 27, 2009 | 5:24 AM C1ph3r says:

Lol, your bike even pwns hippies.

Apr. 27, 2009 | 11:25 AM Malachy responds:

goddamn hippies


Apr. 27, 2009 | 10:21 AM mamatequila says:

BEEEEEEES

Apr. 27, 2009 | 11:26 AM Malachy responds:

SCOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:41 PM LordZeebmork says:

laaaaaaaaaaaaame

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:45 PM Malachy responds:

I see you didn't commit suicide. that's nice.


May. 4, 2009 | 3:21 PM Evark says:

Yea, I can attest to dirtbikes being fun as hell. I learned to ride two summers ago on a friend's bike in Maine. Taking it up to 60 on the abandoned back roads was fun as hell, but it was EQUALLY as fun driving it through the wooded trails along my former boss's property up there.

Of course, I've got parents who are extremely anti-bike, so I've got staunch resistance to the idea. It can wait until I'm on my own, that's fine.

May. 4, 2009 | 3:36 PM Malachy responds:

My parents are weird. Since my mom wanted a bike and my uncles on her side all ride, I don't think they would have batted an eye at me wanting a bike if my mom hadn't bought one herself.

My dad is pretty funny, when I store my bike at his house he would ride it once in a while. Once he gave himself a nasty burn on his calf because he was wearing shorts and brushed his leg against the muffler.


May. 4, 2009 | 8:20 PM Elder says:

Nice cat. :)
Although I'm allergic to cats and dogs, I love 'em both.

So I'm slowly killing myself through my pleasure. How about you? How're you doing in this fine year?


May. 5, 2009 | 10:01 PM Timmy says:

What has two thumbs, and a season pass for next winter at Killington??

THIS GUY *points both thumbs at self*

May. 5, 2009 | 10:20 PM Malachy responds:

what has two thumbs and free skiing at Waterville Valley, Loon, Tahoe, Cranmore and Whiteface?

THIS GUY!

also, fuck killington, goddamn flats. >:(


May. 6, 2009 | 2:35 AM TurtleKirby101 says:

I don't really understand why motorbike riders always seem to break the speed limit and then overtake dangerously? Do you know anything about this?

May. 6, 2009 | 10:49 AM Malachy responds:

because the people who may ride a motorcycle might cocky post adolescents? I dont know.

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