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Malachy

Captain's Log

Posted by Malachy Jun. 21, 2009 @ 11:55 AM EDT

Star Date: 06212009

I am embarking on a week long journey to lands unknown. I am journeying to the Bahama Islands, located on planet Earth.

I have heard accounts from scouts that this land offers many humans of the homo sapien breed, lounging happily in bikinis.

This is a good will mission. Should I not return, remember my legacy.

All systems functioning at normal capacity.

END LOG.

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Updated: 07/21/09 10:36 PM Comments disabled | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

351 Comments

Jun. 21, 2009 | 5:44 PM gfoxcook says:

Make sure to have lots of hawt sex with the green-skinned native Bahamanian aliens, and then report back here with pictures of your Kirkesque exploits!

Jun. 21, 2009 | 8:44 PM Skwurll says:

you disabled messages?
That combined with poozy's full inbox reduces the amount of mods I can contact!

What it you two are occupied and there's spammers on the BBS?
If no other mods are on, we're screwed!

Jun. 22, 2009 | 1:00 PM Malachy responds:

considering the content of the blog post you're complaining on, I assumed the intent would be obvious. I'm going on vacation for a week, clearly I will not be around if immediate attention is required.

Luckily BBS moderators' usernames only show up on the "users online" list when they are actually online, so I would expect that you would not have any problems with this as I will not be online for the next 6 4ays or so, so there wont be any confusion with me being online and you not being able to contact me.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 2:04 PM SupraAddict says:

Bring back pics <3

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:51 AM sinskae says:

Have fun on vacation. Enjoy the sun and the beach! :)

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:55 AM Twilight says:

Shit

I forgot to tell you to get me a 32 oz cup. Which I collect.

Jul. 2, 2009 | 7:46 PM Malachy responds:

there weren't any in the entire country, I tried to find one for you, but all I could find were 31oz cups. :x

Jul. 1, 2009 | 11:29 PM Crumption says:

'339 Comments'

lolwut

Jul. 2, 2009 | 7:45 PM Malachy responds:

I don't get it, some douche spewed 300+ spam in an hour on my page a few days back, now all the comments are gone but it still says 339, well 340 now that you commented

Jul. 4, 2009 | 12:50 AM knightsofthecircle says:

God, could you be a bigger nerd?

Jul. 4, 2009 | 1:36 AM Evark says:

^Dunno why this kid thinks your God.

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE TROPICS THEY DON'T SKI THERE MAL?

Jul. 4, 2009 | 1:49 AM Malachy responds:

I went to the tropics and am now back. the lack of skiing was made up for by the copious amounts of included alcohol the whole week.

Jul. 4, 2009 | 1:36 AM Evark says:

YOU ARE = YOUR.

Good thing YOUR God and can make that adjustment.

Jul. 5, 2009 | 8:33 PM Twilight says:

You probably went to Mexico or some lame country >:C

Jul. 5, 2009 | 10:01 PM Malachy responds:

....It's in the blog post itself as the Bahamas. wtf man.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 9:58 AM Der-Lowe says:

ur prolly mexican.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 3:14 PM SupraAddict says:

Hey mal/god, did you bring back any pics for us to see, or do I have to add 339 spam comments that will never go away? :3

Jul. 8, 2009 | 8:55 PM SupraAddict says:

btw you're not the only one. Some have it worse. 0_0

http://thepigeonmaster.newgrounds.com /

Jul. 8, 2009 | 9:45 PM Malachy responds:

Since I can't seem to ever understand who's blog you think you're replying to I'll just go ahead and ban you from it.

Updated: Jul. 8, 2009, 9:46 PM
Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:13 PM Hacsev says:

You do realize you're the only moderator on this site that bans me, right?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:58 PM Malachy responds:

may 2008 (2 months prior to me being a moderator)
Please put effort into your threads before you make them. There's no shame in not making any if you don't have anything interesting to say.

June 2008 (1 month prior to me being a moderator)
Don't remake deleed threads and please put more effort into the threads yo do make.

november 2008. (Only ban I have given you prior to this one.)
Not only did you fail to actually read the whole thread (if you had, you would have noticed a review moderator already answered the question after another user answered the question) you also provided a completely bogus answer. Having your reviews deleted does not automatically mean you will get banned. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/9956 71 ~Mal

July 2009. (Your current ban.)
overtly obvious +1 shitty posts/bumping threads in P-bot postings, yeah mods look there once in a while too. All useless +1 crap you've made in P-bot Postings in the last month have been deleted. ~Mal

You may want to keep your butthurt to the PM system from now on to avoid looking like an ass. ;)

Jul. 14, 2009 | 9:14 PM danicos says:

I hope your ship crashes onto the seas of earth we call an ocean! :P

Jul. 14, 2009 | 9:15 PM danicos says:

349 comments! WOOOW! wait,there are omly 16 counting this one? say wooord!

Jul. 21, 2009 | 12:51 AM malachi117 says:

You know, our names are rather close to one anothers.

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