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Malachy
You cannot spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

Age 36, Male

Under a snowdrift, USA

Joined on 1/2/03

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Captain's Log

Posted by Malachy - June 21st, 2009


Star Date: 06212009

I am embarking on a week long journey to lands unknown. I am journeying to the Bahama Islands, located on planet Earth.

I have heard accounts from scouts that this land offers many humans of the homo sapien breed, lounging happily in bikinis.

This is a good will mission. Should I not return, remember my legacy.

All systems functioning at normal capacity.

END LOG.

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