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Posted by Malachy - January 26th, 2026


I'll be updating this blog with my reading list throughout the year like I have been doing for a number of years now.


January

1: Flowers of Esthelm Part 3 by Pirateaba

2: Flowers of Esthelm Part 4 by Pirateaba

3: The Folded Sky by Elizabeth Bear

4: Winter Solstice Part 1 by Pirateaba


February

5: Shadow of Mars by Glynn Stewart

6: Winter Solstice Part 2 by Pirateaba

7: Winter Solstice Part 3 by Pirateaba


March

8: Winter Solstice Part 4 by Pirateaba

9: Empire in Black and Gold by Adrian Tchaikovsky

10: The Last Light Part 1 by Pirateaba

11: The Last Light Part 2 by Pirateaba


April

12: Broken Prince by Glynn Stewart

13: The Last Light Part 3 by Pirateaba


May

14: The Last Light Part 4 by Pirateaba

15: Dragonfly Falling by Adrian Tchaikovsky

16: Platform Decay by Martha Wells

17: The General of Izril Part 1 by Pirateaba

18: Unmapped by Dakota Krout


June

19: Spirit Blade by Glynn Stewart

20: The General of Izril Part 2 by Pirateaba

21: The General of Izril Part 3 by Pirateaba

22: Rains of Liscor Part 1 by Pirateaba


July

23: Rains of Liscor Part 2 by Pirateaba

24: Rains of Liscor Part 3 by Pirateaba

25: Uncapped by Dakota Krout

26: Instructional Rating Manual by United States Parachute Association

27: Skydiver's Information Manual by United States Parachute Association


August

28: Blood of Liscor Part 1 by Pirateaba

29: Blood of Liscor Part 2 by Pirateaba

30: Blood of Liscor Part 3 by Pirateaba

31: Tears of Liscor Part 1 by Pirateaba


September

32: Tears of Liscor Part 2 by Pirateaba

33: Tears of Liscor Part 3 by Pirateaba

34: The Infinite Extent by Dennis E Taylor

35: Blood of the Mantis by Adrian Tchaikovsky


October

36: Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman

37: Alien Olympus by Glynn Stewart

38: Keepers of the Flesh by Glynn Stewart


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Posted by Malachy - December 31st, 2025


2025 was certainly a year. Despite the horrors I persist. I still managed to have a pretty good year personally. A lot of it was a blur. I guess I'll try to start at the beginning.


My year started cold. Not just the weather outside but a few days before the new year my boiler shit the bed. Since it was also the weekend I had to pay an emergency call out fee to have a tech come and try to fix it but he didn't have the right parts to finish the job and had to order a few things. The main problem was he didn't have the right size burner nozzle, so while he got it going again it was running rough. Before the end of the month my boiler was resetting almost every day because the burner was clogged and eventually wouldn't start anymore. So my guy came back out at the end of the month and replaced what he needed with the correct parts, cleaned everything (I had neglected to do seasonal cleaning for a couple of years oops) and got me up and running again.


We also didn't get our usual January thaw so the snow kept piling up. and up. and up.


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Newgrounds wise I won "worst mod" for a 2nd year in a row.



In February I planned a trip down to Floriduh to skydive. My wife and I had gotten our A Licenses over the summer and to stay current we needed to jump every 60 days. Our last jumps were in December for an end of year party at our home drop zone. We checked out Sebastian and they were really cool. They had huge planes and even offered free coaching to newbies like us with under 100 jumps. We even happened to see a friend we made the summer before. She was traveling in a campervan over the winter and coincidentally was at the same place. We got to do a fun jump with her on our last day and it was great!


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March, April, and May were low key. Winter persisted deep into Spring and I didn't find the time to go skiing. I had even bought a pass good for a couple of days at a bunch of mountains! Oh well maybe this winter! I also bought some swag from @bluehippo and he sent me some cool stickers and a print along with my kickass windbreaker (Buy his stuff!!). Our home drop zones opened and we started skydiving nearly every weekend.


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In May I chatted with @Aalasteir for his A100 podcast:



June was a rollercoaster. My wife got hurt pretty bad and fractured her hip. She needed emergency surgery and was in the hospital for a few days. The doctors patched her up really good but she couldn't work for at least 2 months. I lost 2 weeks of work just caring for her. She's a real trooper and even insisted she go with me to the drop zone that very next week, 4 days after she got hurt for a canopy course (needed for my B License). She was supposed to take the course too but couldn't jump due to obvious reasons but the instructor let her audit it but I was dragging a zero gravity chair back and forth from the classroom out to the landing area for her all day as well as getting 5 jumps in to practice everything we were learning in the classroom. It was an extremely good class to take and I learned so much and my canopy piloting was better almost instantly.


July was more doctors appointments and my wife picked up helping with manifest at the drop zone. I reached 100 jumps and we went to a big party at a lake where I got to jump a round parachute into the lake. It was one of the coolest jumps I've ever done!


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August was a really great month. My wife was cleared to return to full activities by the doctors. I took a day off work to bring her to her last appointment with the surgeon and he said she was good to go and we went straight to the drop zone. She did a tandem with our good friend who's a TI just to make sure there was nothing like PTSD that she wasn't aware of but she did great and then she went right back up with her own gear again with our coach friends and passed her coach jump and we were able to jump together the rest of the weekend! The next day was our 17th wedding anniversary and the weekend after was another drop zone party and I got to do my first night jump. What a surreal experience! The moon was only a little more than half full but I could see so much when I was in the sky!

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September was low key. We camped at the drop zone a few times and my wife reached her 100th jump and worked on catching up to me in jump numbers.


October was a difficult month. We had to say goodbye to our spookvoid cat Sansa. She had been sick for a few years and was not able to keep her weight anymore. It was a very difficult decision but it felt like the most humane one. Even though I have 4 other cats it's still a big hole in my heart. She was a shelter cat we adopted in 2019 and they didn't really know her age just that she had been in and out of foster care and before that had a couple of litters of kittens that the shelter helped rehome.


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November was the end of the skydiving season but we got a few costume jumps in the first weekend and had an end of year party with friends. Thanksgiving was uneventful and we hunkered down for the winter


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December was also lowkey. Had 1 last jump on the 13th for end of year party in the cold and snow and then a dinner with everyone. Christmas was fine enough and spent with family.


Newgrounds wise it was another quiet year but I was impressed by a lot of new stuff and I really like Takeover Tuesdays. Can't wait to see what new stuff people submit in 2026!


Some stuff I favorited in 2025:










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Posted by Malachy - January 6th, 2025


Like in previous years this is my reading list for 2025. I'll edit this blog throughout the year with my current count of books read by month. It's the easiest way for me to keep track for the Reading Challenge thread in C&C. My goal this year is 40 books.


January

1: Ahren by Torsten Weitze

2: The Naming by Torsten Weitze


February

3: Chimera's Fall by Glynn Stewart

4: The Brazen City by Torsten Weitze

5: The Sleeping Mother by Torsten Weitze

6: Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovsky


March

7: The Isles of the Cutlass Sea by Torsten Weitze

8: Elder Race by Adrian Tchaikovsky

9: The Valkyrie Stratagem by Glynn Stewart

10: The Battle for Hjalgar by Torsten Weitze


April

11: When the Moon Hits Your Eye by John Scalzi

12: The Eternal Empire by Torsten Weitze


May

13: The Father of the Mountain by Torsten Weitze

14: Seekers in the Void by Glynn Stewart

15: The Forest of Ire by Torsten Weitze


June

16: The Green Sea by Torsten Weitze


July

17: The City of Cutthroats by Torsten Weitze


August

18: Ancestral Night by Elizabeth Bear

19: The Call of the Ice Fields by Torsten Weitze

20: The Adversary by Torsten Weitze

21: Untapped By Dakota Krout

22: Machine by Elizabeth Bear


September

23: Karen Memory by Elizabeth Bear

24: The Lies Arcana by Glynn Stewart

25: The Wandering Inn Vol 1 Part 1 by Pirateaba

26: The Wandering Inn Vol 1 part 2 by Pirateaba


October

27: The Wandering Inn Vol 1 Part 3 by Pirateaba

28: The Wandering Inn Vol 1 part 4 by Pirateaba

29: Regents Mate by Glynn Stewart


November

30: The Shattering Peace by John Scalzi

31: Void Spheres by Glynn Stewart

32: The Wandering Inn: Fae and Fare Pt 1 by Pirateaba

33: The Wandering Inn: Fae and Fare Pt 2 by Pirateaba

34: The Wandering Inn: Fae and Fare Pt 3 by Pirateaba


December

35: The Wandering Inn: Fae and Fare Pt 4 by Pirateaba

36: The Wandering Inn: Flowers of Esthelm Pt 1 by Pirateaba

37: The Wandering Inn: Flowers of Esthelm Pt 2 by Pirateaba


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Posted by Malachy - September 18th, 2024


A little over 2 years ago I had a "once in a lifetime experience"


It was a 40th birthday present for my wife. She wanted to do something really crazy for the big 4-0.


We both did tandem skydives.


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It was pretty cool!

Afterwards they handed us log books and said 'hey you can learn how to do this too!'


So we went back a couple of weeks later for ground school/first jump course with their instructors. We learned safety procedures, how to navigate the parachute after it opens and how to land safely.


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The drop zone we started at teaches Static Line so our first few solo jumps were at low altitude with a line attached to the plane that opened the parachute for us as we jumped out. Then we had to make our way back to the airport and land.


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Training stalled a little due to work commitments and the airport shutting down for 2 summers in a row for construction but we went back in the spring for refresher training each spring and at least got a couple of jumps in.


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This summer we were determined and when the airport was closed again we emailed another local drop zone that did a slightly different training method - Accelerated Free Fall (AFF). They were super chill and accommodating and worked with what we had learned so far and transferred to their program. This program brings you to full altitude and sends you out with 2 instructors who basically manhandle you into proper position and get you learning freefall skills and make sure you can pull your own pilot chute or pull it for you if you spaz out and forget. Thankfully with our earlier training we were familiar with the equipment and how to pull but the freefall techniques were all new.


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After a couple of AFF jumps with instructors we were moving onto the fun stuff. Flips! Barrel Rolls! Docking!


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We went back almost every weekend this summer and now that we had regular work schedules and 3 day weekends we were racking up the jumps and getting close to the 25 needed to be licensed.


After a few more coach jumps, a check jump with an instructor and an online test and we got our A Licenses a couple of weeks ago! It's been really exciting and everyone we've met has been so chill.


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Posted by Malachy - January 20th, 2024


EDIT: Got through 43 books this year. Lower than my goal but still a lot of great reads!


For the past few years I've been reading a whole lot thanks to the annual BBS reading challenge, now living in the C&C forum. My goal this year is 52 books.


January (4)

1: Honor and Renown by Glynn Stewart

2: Kitty Cat Kill Sat by Argus

3: Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher

4: Witch King by Martha Wells


February (3)

5: Chimera's Star by Glynn Stewart

6: A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher

7: Red Rising by Pierce Brown


March (3)

8: Shards of Earth by Adrian Tchaikovsky

9: Golden Son by Pierce Brown

10: The Exodus Gambit by Glynn Stewart


April (3)

11: Going Postal by Terry Pratchett

12: Eyes of the Void by Adrian Tchaikovsky

13: Making Money by Terry Pratchett


May (4)

14: Wartorn Stars by Glynn Stewart

15: Paladin's Grace by T. Kingfisher

16: Lords of Uncreation by Adrian Tchaikovsky

17: Paladin's Strength by T. Kingfisher


June (3)

18: Ritualist by Dakota Krout

19: Ambassador for Mars by Glynn Stewart

20: Regicide by Dakota Krout


July (4)

21: Raze by Dakota Krout

22: Ruthless by Dakota Krout

23: Backyard Starship by JN Chaney & Terry Maggert

24: Inflame by Dakota Krout


August (4)

25: Invent by Dakota Krout

26: Implode by Dakota Krout

27: Tenacity by Dakota Krout

28: Thesaurize by Dakota Krout


September (3)

29: Thunderplump by Dakota Krout

30: Not Till We Are Lost by Dennis E Taylor

31: The Mercy of Gods by James S A Corey


October (6)

32: Paladin's Faith by T. Kingfisher

33: Constituent Service by John Scalzi

34: The Old Guard by Glynn Stewart

35: Clockwork Boys by T. Kingfisher

36: The Wonder Engine by T. Kingfisher

37: Minor Mage by T. Kingfisher


November

38: Apostles of Mercy by Lindsay Ellis

39: Empire of Silence by Christopher Ruocchio


December

40: Impact Winter Season 2 by Travis Beacham

41: Impact Winter Season 3 by Travis Beacham

42: Hogfather by Terry Pratchett

43: Raven's Hope by Glynn Stewart


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2024


Oh my fulp I've been visiting this place for 21 years!


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Posted by Malachy - January 8th, 2023


Lets see how many I can get


January (4)

1: All These Worlds by Dennis Taylor

2: A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K Le Guin

3: Heaven's River by Dennis Taylor

4: The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski


February (5)

5: Exile by Glynn Stewart

6: The Sword of Destiny by Andrzej Sapkowski

7: Children of Memory by Adrian Tchaikovsky

8: Refuge by Glynn Stewart

9: Blood of Elves by Andrzej Sapkowski


March (5)

10: Elan.School by Joe Nobody

11: The Time of Contempt by Andrzej Sapkowski

12: Nemesis of Mars by Glynn Stewart

13: Crusade by Glynn Stewart

14: Baptism of Fire by Andrzej Sapkowski


April (3)

15: The Tower of the Swallow by Andrzej Sapkowski

16: Nine Sailed Star by Glynn Stewart

17: Space Carrier Avalon by Glynn Stewart


May (5)

18: Lady of the Lake by Andrzej Sapkowski

19: Stellar Fox by Glynn Stewart

20: Pyramids by Terry Pratchett

21: Battle Group Avalon by Glynn Stewart

22: Q-Ship Chameleon by Glynn Stewart


June (5)

23: Rimward Stars by Glynn Stewart

24: Operation Medusa by Glynn Stewart

25: The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett

26: Admiral's Oath by Glynn Stewart

27: To Stand Defiant by Glynn Stewart


July (4)

28: Into the Terror by James Rosone and Miranda Watson

29: Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

30: The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers

31: A Closed and Common Orbit by Becky Chambers


August (8)

32: Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett

33: Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers

34: Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett

35: The Galaxy, and the Ground Within by Becky Chambers

36: A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers

37: A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers

38: Conviction by Glynn Stewart

39: Deception by Glynn Stewart


September (6)

40: Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett

41: Equilibrium by Glynn Stewart

42: Jingo by Terry Pratchett

43: Starter Villain by John Scalzi

44: Fortitude by Glynn Stewart

45: Huntress by Glynn Stewart


October (6)

46: Prodigal by Glynn Stewart

47: The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett

48: Evasion by Glynn Stewart

49: Raven's Flag by Glynn Stewart

50: Discretion by Glynn Stewart

51: Absolution by Glynn Stewart


November (5)

52: The Truth by Terry Pratchett

53: Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett

54: Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett

55: System Collapse By Martha Wells

56: All Systems Red By Martha Wells


December (6)

57: Artificial Condition By Martha Wells

58: Rogue Protocol By Martha Wells

59: An Embarrassment of Witches by Sophie Goldstein and Jenn Jordan

60: Exit Strategy By Martha Wells

61: Unbroken Faith by Glynn Stewart

62: Network Effect By Martha Wells


2024

1: Honor and Renown by Glynn Stewart

2: Kitty Cat Kill Sat by Argus


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2023


Today marks the 20th birthday of my Newgrounds account.


A lot has changed but I still visit every day to chill out on the BBS and chat, watch some toons, play some games, and blam some stuff in the Portal. I've made a bunch of lifelong friends here and I'm eternally grateful for them.


Thanks @TomFulp for sharing your silly little games on the web all those years ago. You created something truly special. Thanks for letting me be a part of it in my own little way.


Here's to 20 more!


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Posted by Malachy - January 4th, 2022


I read 60 books in 2022. The most I've probably ever read in a year. I caught up on a couple of sci fi series I started in earlier years and joined the Patreon for Glynn Stewart and read a few of his series this year. Now that the wife and I are commuting together we started listening to audio books on our drives. We started with the Dark Tower series by Stephen King, then listened to the Children of Time books and started listening to the new audio version of Discworld. Until 2021 I mostly read one book at a time and listened to the audio version during my drives to work. Since we started listening to audiobooks together I've been keeping 2 books going at a time.


Since I re-read some old favorites I don't think I can do a top list for 2022. But some pleasant surprises have been the other books by Glynn Stewart that I read after joining his Patreon and starting the Bobiverse books by Dennis Taylor.


January (2)

1: Wizard and Glass by Stephen King

2: Into the Fire by James Rosone


February (4)

3: Mage Commander by Glynn Stewart

4: Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King

5: Truth of the Devine by Lindsay Ellis

6: Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells


March (3)

7: Song of Susannah by Stephen King

8: The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi

9: Beyond the Eyes of Mars by Glynn Stewart


April (3)

10: The Dark Tower by Stephen King

11: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov

12: The Terran Privateer by Glynn Stewart


May (5)

13: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky

14: Duchess of Terra by Glynn Stewart

15: Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky

16: City in the Sky by Glynn Stewart

17: Terra and Imperium by Glynn Stewart


June (6)

18: Big Damn Hero by James Lovegrove

19: Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett

20: Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett

21: Darkness Beyond by Glynn Stewart

22: Shield of Terra by Glynn Stewart

23: Small Gods by Terry Pratchett


July (6)

24: Imperium Defiant by Glynn Stewart

25: Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett

26: The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett

27: Relics of Eternity by Glynn Stewart

28: The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett

29: Sorcery by Terry Pratchett


August (6)

30: Shadows of the Fall by Glynn Stewart

31: Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett

32: Eric by Terry Pratchett

33: Eyes of Tomorrow by Glynn Stewart

34: Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett

35: The Dispatcher by John Scalzi


September (8)

36: Beasts of the Frozen Sun by Jill Criswell

37: Into the Calm by James Rosone

38: Murder by Other Means by John Scalzi

39: Ducks: 2 Years in the Oil Sands by Kate Beaton

40: Travel by Bullet by John Scalzi

41: Carmilla by J Sheridan Le Fanu

42: What If 2 by Randall Munroe

43: Into the Breach by James Rosone


October (7)

44: Fairy Tail by Stephen King

45: Terry Pratchett: A Life With Footnotes by Rob Wilkins

46: Impact Winter by Travis Beacham

47: Centers of Gravity by Marko Kloos

48: Sandman Act III by Dirk Maggs and Neil Gaiman

49: This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

50: Raven's Peace by Glynn Stewart


November (4)

51: Mort by Terry Pratchett

52: The Peacekeeper Initiative by Glynn Stewart

53: Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

54: Raven's Course by Glynn Stewart


December (6)

55: Soul Music by Terry Pratchett

56: Drifter's Folly by Glynn Stewart

57: Remnant Faction by Glynn Stewart

58: We are Legion (We are Bob) by Dennis Taylor

59: For We Are Many by Dennis Taylor

60: Icebreaker: A Fantasy Naval Thriller by Glynn Stewart


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2022


Today my account turned 19 years old. I've been visiting Newgrounds daily ever since.