00:00
00:00
Malachy
You cannot spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

35, Male

Under a snowdrift, USA

Joined on 1/2/03

Level:
49
Exp Points:
25,889 / 26,650
Exp Rank:
492
Vote Power:
8.97 votes
Audio Scouts
1
Rank:
Master Sergeant
Global Rank:
1,139
Blams:
4,708
Saves:
2,904
B/P Bonus:
28%
Whistle:
Deity
Medals:
1,202
Supporter:
7y 6m 15d
Gear:
15

Malachy's News

Posted by Malachy - January 4th, 2022


starting this now so I don't forget


January (2)

1: Wizard and Glass by Stephen King

2: Into the Fire by James Rosone


February (4)

3: Mage Commander by Glynn Stewart

4: Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King

5: Truth of the Devine by Lindsay Ellis

6: Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells


March (3)

7: Song of Susannah by Stephen King

8: The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi

9: Beyond the Eyes of Mars by Glynn Stewart


April (3)

10: The Dark Tower by Stephen King

11: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov

12: The Terran Privateer by Glynn Stewart


May (5)

13: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky

14: Duchess of Terra by Glynn Stewart

15: Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky

16: City in the Sky by Glynn Stewart

17: Terra and Imperium by Glynn Stewart


June (6)

18: Big Damn Hero by James Lovegrove

19: Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett

20: Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett

21: Darkness Beyond by Glynn Stewart

22: Shield of Terra by Glynn Stewart

23: Small Gods by Terry Pratchett


July (6)

24: Imperium Defiant by Glynn Stewart

25: Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett

26: The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett

27: Relics of Eternity by Glynn Stewart

28: The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett

29: Sorcery by Terry Pratchett


August (6)

30: Shadows of the Fall by Glynn Stewart

31: Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett

32: Eric by Terry Pratchett

33: Eyes of Tomorrow by Glynn Stewart

34: Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett

35: The Dispatcher by John Scalzi


September (8)

36: Beasts of the Frozen Sun by Jill Criswell

37: Into the Calm by James Rosone

38: Murder by Other Means by John Scalzi

39: Ducks: 2 Years in the Oil Sands by Kate Beaton

40: Travel by Bullet by John Scalzi

41: Carmilla by J Sheridan Le Fanu

42: What If 2 by Randall Munroe

43: Into the Breach by James Rosone


October (7)

44: Fairy Tail by Stephen King

45: Terry Pratchett: A Life With Footnotes by Rob Wilkins

46: Impact Winter by Travis Beacham

47: Centers of Gravity by Marko Kloos

48: Sandman Act III by Dirk Maggs and Neil Gaiman

49: This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

50: Raven's Peace by Glynn Stewart


November (4)

51: Mort by Terry Pratchett

52: The Peacekeeper Initiative by Glynn Stewart

53: Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

54: Raven's Course by Glynn Stewart


December

55: Soul Music by Terry Pratchett

56: Drifter's Folly by Glynn Stewart


2

Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2022


Today my account turned 19 years old. I've been visiting Newgrounds daily ever since.


Posted by Malachy - December 31st, 2021


F


1

Posted by Malachy - January 5th, 2021


Starting this up now so I don't forget!


January (4 books, 1,419 pages)

1: Points of Impact by Marko Kloos

2: The Settlers of Catan by Rebecca Gable

3: A Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi

4: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by JK Rowling


February (3 books, 1,510 pages)

5: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling

6: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by JK Rowling

7: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by JK Rowling


March (6 books, 3,225 pages)

8: Orders of Battle by Marko Kloos

9: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling

10: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by JK Rowling

11: Dreamsnake by Vonda N. McIntyre

12: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows by JK Rowling

13: Twelve Years a Slave by Solomon Northrup


April (8 books, 2,271 pages)

14: The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin by Benjamin Franklin

15: The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

16: Starship's Mage by Glynn Stewart

17: Hand of Mars by Glynn Stewart

18: Voice of Mars by Glynn Stewart

19: Alien Arcana by Glynn Stewart

20: Judgement of Mars by Glynn Stewart

21: Unarcana Stars by Glynn Stewart


May (4 books, 1,368 pages)

22: Sword of Mars by Glynn Stewart

23: Mountain of Mars by Glynn Stewart

24: The Service of Mars by Glynn Stewart

25: A Darker Magic by Glynn Stewart


June (6 books, 1,864 pages)

26: To Sleep in a Sea of Stars by Christopher Paolini

27: All Systems Red by Martha Wells

28: Artificial Condition by Martha Wells

29: Rogue Protocol by Martha Wells

30: Exit Strategy by Martha Wells

31: Network Effect by Martha Wells


July (2 books, 958 pages)

32: A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine

33: A Desolation Called Peace by Arkady Martine


August (3 books, 1,576 pages)

34: Into the Stars by James Rosone

35: Into the Battle by James Rosone

36: Into the War by James Rosone


September (4 books, 1,149 pages)

37: Into the Chaos by James Rosone

38: Masters of Doom by David Kushner

39: How to Become a Federal Criminal by Mike Chase

40: Basic Call to Consciousness by Akwesasne Notes


October (1 book)

41: The Sandman: Act II by Dirk Maggs & Neil Gaiman


November

42: The Gunslinger by Stephen King

43: The Drawing of Three by Stephen King


December

44: The Kangaroo Chronicles by Marc-Uwe Klig

45: The Waste Lands by Stephen King

46: Leviathan Falls by James SA Corey


5

Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2021


My account is 18 years old today.


2

Posted by Malachy - April 10th, 2020


Keeping track of my progress for 2020 reading challenge on the BBS.


total 54 books, 18,401 pages


January (4 books, 1618 pages)

1: Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky

2: Welcome to the Occupied States of America (First Contact) by Peter Cawdron

3: The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

4: The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien


February (5 books, 1759 pages)

5: The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien

6: The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien

7: The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien

8: Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein

9: Storm Front by Jim Butcher


March (5 books, 2028 pages)

10: Fool Moon by Jim Butcher

11: Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie

12: Ancillary Sword by Ann Leckie

13: Ancillary Mercy by Ann Leckie

14: Provenance by Ann Leckie


April (6 books, 1735 pages)

15: Maelstrom by Peter Cawdron

16: The Man in the High Castle by Philip K Dick

17: The God Engines by John Scalzi

18: The Accidental President: Harry S. Truman and the Four Months That Changed the World by A.J. Baime

19: The Last Emperox by John Scalzi

20: The Forever War by Joe Haldeman


May (4 books, 1272 pages)

21: Forever Free by Joe Haldeman

22: Homeland by R.A. Salvatore

23: Exile by R.A. Salvatore

24: Sojourn by R.A. Salvatore


June (4 books, 1124 pages)

25: Neuromancer by William Gibson

26: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins

27: The Crystal Shard by R.A. Salvatore

28: Streams of Silver by R.A. Salvatore


July (4 books, 1284 pages)

29: The Halfling's Gem by R.A. Salvatore

30: The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

31: The Sandman Audible by Neil Gaiman

32: Axiom's End by Lindsay Ellis


August (5 books, 2105 pages)

33: Uglies by Scott Westerfeld

34: Pretties by Scott Westerfeld

35: Specials by Scott Westerfeld

36: Extras by Scott Westerfeld

37: Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown


September (3 books, 1433 pages)

38: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

39: The Lost World by Michael Crichton

40: Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh


October (6 books, 1407 pages)

41: The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton

42: The End of Everything (Astrophysically Speaking) by Katie Mack

43: The Dispatcher by John Scalzi

44: Murder by Other Means by John Scalzi

45: METAtropolis by John Scalzi, Jay Lake, Tobias S. Buckell, Elizabeth Bear & Karl Schroeder

46: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde


November (2 books, 686 pages)

47: The Last Campaign by Martin L Shoemaker

48: The Color of Law by Richard Rothstein


December (6 books, 1950 pages)

49: Up From Slavery by Booker T Washington

50: Terms of Enlistment by Marko Kloos

51: Lines of Departure by Marko Kloos

52: Angles of Attack by Marko Kloos

53: Chains of Command by Marko Kloos

54: Fields of Fire by Marko Kloos


Tags:

4

Posted by Malachy - January 3rd, 2019


Final thoughts on 2019 reading list. I stumbled on Blair Braverman's twitter feed and she writes great stories about mushing. Her autobiography was pretty good. I read a lot of Scalzi - I discovered him in 2018 with Red Shirts and ate up almost all of his work in 2019. I was also into the show The Expanse and read all those novels. Having begun reading in 2018 again in earnest this was my top year for reading in a long time. I originally only expected to read 10-12 books. I more than doubled my goal.


Top 5 for 2019:

1: Children of Time - new and interesting book - humans have pretty much extincted themselves and left some type of gene-enhancing tech on a planet of spiders.

2: Agent to the Stars - a fun romp in LA with a hamfisted attempt at first contact by a really ugly alient species

3: Kraken - Mieville is one of my all time favorite authors - writes novels that stick into my brain goo and I am always sort of thinking about them

4: What If - XKCD wrote a book with drawings and jokes and it was interesting! I even know some people who had their questions answered in it.

5: Lock in/Head On - is it a series if it's only 2 books? An interesting concept with a buddy cop sort of feel.


Some vague disappointments - hyperion was a hard read. the sequel was even worse. It's considered high sci fi and I just couldn't get through it. Same with my trouble with Dune in 2018. Mortal Engines had a cool concept but the characters were flat and unlikeable.


Expanse series was good - very heady and the show follows the novels pretty well. I got a kick out of The Churn - a novella but it was the only one of the companion novellas that interested me enough to read them.


January

1. Welcome to the Goddamn Icecube - Blair Braverman


February

2. Lock In - John Scalzi.

3. Head On - John Scalzi


March

4. The Android's Dream - John Scalzi

5. Leviathan Wakes (Expanse book 1) - James S A Corey


April

6. Caliban's War (the Expanse Book 2) - James S. A. Corey


May

7. Abaddon's Gate (Expanse Book 3)  - James S A Corey

8. Cibola Burn (Expanse Book 4) - James S. A. Corey


June

9. Nemesis Games (Expanse Book 5) - James S A Corey


July

10. Babylon's Ashes (Expanse Book 6) - James S A Corey

11. Persepolis Rising (Expanse Book 7) - James S A Corey


August

12. Tiamat's Wrath (The Expanse Book 8) - James S A Corey

13. The Churn (Expanse Novella) - James S A Corey


September

nada


October

14. Mortal Engines - Philip Reeve

15. Predator's Gold - Philip Reeve

16. Infernal Devices - Philip Reeve

17. A Darkling Plain - Philip Reeve


November

18. Kraken by China Mieville

19. Hyperion by Dan Simmons

20. Fall of Hyperion by Dan Simmons


December

21. Fuzzy Nation by John Scalzi

22. The Last Dance (The Near-Earth Mysteries Book 1) by Martin L Shoemaker

23. Agent to the Stars by John Scalzi

24. What If by Randall Munroe

25. Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky


8

Posted by Malachy - July 9th, 2018


10 years modding the BBS.


8

Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2018


Oh look, my account is almost old enough to drive

 

update: UOTD finally 1/4/18 lmao!

 

Edit: 10th (b)anniversary of review modding passed in February! Neat!


7

Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2017


my NG account can now make fun of all the 'newbies' if it made it's own account at 13. 

Strange to think that soon enough Newgrounds would have been a part of my life for more than half of it.