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Posted by Malachy - September 18th, 2024


A little over 2 years ago I had a "once in a lifetime experience"


It was a 40th birthday present for my wife. She wanted to do something really crazy for the big 4-0.


We both did tandem skydives.


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It was pretty cool!

Afterwards they handed us log books and said 'hey you can learn how to do this too!'


So we went back a couple of weeks later for ground school/first jump course with their instructors. We learned safety procedures, how to navigate the parachute after it opens and how to land safely.


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The drop zone we started at teaches Static Line so our first few solo jumps were at low altitude with a line attached to the plane that opened the parachute for us as we jumped out. Then we had to make our way back to the airport and land.


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Training stalled a little due to work commitments and the airport shutting down for 2 summers in a row for construction but we went back in the spring for refresher training each spring and at least got a couple of jumps in.


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This summer we were determined and when the airport was closed again we emailed another local drop zone that did a slightly different training method - Accelerated Free Fall (AFF). They were super chill and accommodating and worked with what we had learned so far and transferred to their program. This program brings you to full altitude and sends you out with 2 instructors who basically manhandle you into proper position and get you learning freefall skills and make sure you can pull your own pilot chute or pull it for you if you spaz out and forget. Thankfully with our earlier training we were familiar with the equipment and how to pull but the freefall techniques were all new.


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After a couple of AFF jumps with instructors we were moving onto the fun stuff. Flips! Barrel Rolls! Docking!


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We went back almost every weekend this summer and now that we had regular work schedules and 3 day weekends we were racking up the jumps and getting close to the 25 needed to be licensed.


After a few more coach jumps, a check jump with an instructor and an online test and we got our A Licenses a couple of weeks ago! It's been really exciting and everyone we've met has been so chill.


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Posted by Malachy - January 20th, 2024


For the past few years I've been reading a whole lot thanks to the annual BBS reading challenge, now living in the C&C forum. My goal this year is 52 books.


January (4)

1: Honor and Renown by Glynn Stewart

2: Kitty Cat Kill Sat by Argus

3: Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher

4: Witch King by Martha Wells


February (3)

5: Chimera's Star by Glynn Stewart

6: A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher

7: Red Rising by Pierce Brown


March (3)

8: Shards of Earth by Adrian Tchaikovsky

9: Golden Son by Pierce Brown

10: The Exodus Gambit by Glynn Stewart


April (3)

11: Going Postal by Terry Pratchett

12: Eyes of the Void by Adrian Tchaikovsky

13: Making Money by Terry Pratchett


May (4)

14: Wartorn Stars by Glynn Stewart

15: Paladin's Grace by T. Kingfisher

16: Lords of Uncreation by Adrian Tchaikovsky

17: Paladin's Strength by T. Kingfisher


June (3)

18: Ritualist by Dakota Krout

19: Ambassador for Mars by Glynn Stewart

20: Regicide by Dakota Krout


July (4)

21: Raze by Dakota Krout

22: Ruthless by Dakota Krout

23: Backyard Starship by JN Chaney & Terry Maggert

24: Inflame by Dakota Krout


August (4)

25: Invent by Dakota Krout

26: Implode by Dakota Krout

27: Tenacity by Dakota Krout

28: Thesaurize by Dakota Krout


September (3)

29: Thunderplump by Dakota Krout

30: Not Till We Are Lost by Dennis E Taylor

31: The Mercy of Gods by James S A Corey


October (6)

32: Paladin's Faith by T. Kingfisher

33: Constituent Service by John Scalzi

34: The Old Guard by Glynn Stewart

35: Clockwork Boys by T. Kingfisher

36: The Wonder Engine by T. Kingfisher

37: Minor Mage by T. Kingfisher


November

38: Apostles of Mercy by Lindsay Ellis

39: Empire of Silence by Christopher Ruocchio


December

40: Impact Winter Season 2 by Travis Beacham

41: Impact Winter Season 3 by Travis Beacham

42: Hogfather by Terry Pratchett

43: Raven's Hope by Glynn Stewart

44: Ahren (The 13th Paladin) By Torsten Weitze

45: The Black Woods: Pursuing Racial Justice on the Adirondack Frontier by Amy Godine


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2024


Oh my fulp I've been visiting this place for 21 years!


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Posted by Malachy - January 8th, 2023


Lets see how many I can get


January (4)

1: All These Worlds by Dennis Taylor

2: A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K Le Guin

3: Heaven's River by Dennis Taylor

4: The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski


February (5)

5: Exile by Glynn Stewart

6: The Sword of Destiny by Andrzej Sapkowski

7: Children of Memory by Adrian Tchaikovsky

8: Refuge by Glynn Stewart

9: Blood of Elves by Andrzej Sapkowski


March (5)

10: Elan.School by Joe Nobody

11: The Time of Contempt by Andrzej Sapkowski

12: Nemesis of Mars by Glynn Stewart

13: Crusade by Glynn Stewart

14: Baptism of Fire by Andrzej Sapkowski


April (3)

15: The Tower of the Swallow by Andrzej Sapkowski

16: Nine Sailed Star by Glynn Stewart

17: Space Carrier Avalon by Glynn Stewart


May (5)

18: Lady of the Lake by Andrzej Sapkowski

19: Stellar Fox by Glynn Stewart

20: Pyramids by Terry Pratchett

21: Battle Group Avalon by Glynn Stewart

22: Q-Ship Chameleon by Glynn Stewart


June (5)

23: Rimward Stars by Glynn Stewart

24: Operation Medusa by Glynn Stewart

25: The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett

26: Admiral's Oath by Glynn Stewart

27: To Stand Defiant by Glynn Stewart


July (4)

28: Into the Terror by James Rosone and Miranda Watson

29: Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

30: The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers

31: A Closed and Common Orbit by Becky Chambers


August (8)

32: Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett

33: Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers

34: Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett

35: The Galaxy, and the Ground Within by Becky Chambers

36: A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers

37: A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers

38: Conviction by Glynn Stewart

39: Deception by Glynn Stewart


September (6)

40: Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett

41: Equilibrium by Glynn Stewart

42: Jingo by Terry Pratchett

43: Starter Villain by John Scalzi

44: Fortitude by Glynn Stewart

45: Huntress by Glynn Stewart


October (6)

46: Prodigal by Glynn Stewart

47: The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett

48: Evasion by Glynn Stewart

49: Raven's Flag by Glynn Stewart

50: Discretion by Glynn Stewart

51: Absolution by Glynn Stewart


November (5)

52: The Truth by Terry Pratchett

53: Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett

54: Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett

55: System Collapse By Martha Wells

56: All Systems Red By Martha Wells


December (6)

57: Artificial Condition By Martha Wells

58: Rogue Protocol By Martha Wells

59: An Embarrassment of Witches by Sophie Goldstein and Jenn Jordan

60: Exit Strategy By Martha Wells

61: Unbroken Faith by Glynn Stewart

62: Network Effect By Martha Wells


2024

1: Honor and Renown by Glynn Stewart

2: Kitty Cat Kill Sat by Argus


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2023


Today marks the 20th birthday of my Newgrounds account.


A lot has changed but I still visit every day to chill out on the BBS and chat, watch some toons, play some games, and blam some stuff in the Portal. I've made a bunch of lifelong friends here and I'm eternally grateful for them.


Thanks @TomFulp for sharing your silly little games on the web all those years ago. You created something truly special. Thanks for letting me be a part of it in my own little way.


Here's to 20 more!


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Posted by Malachy - January 4th, 2022


I read 60 books in 2022. The most I've probably ever read in a year. I caught up on a couple of sci fi series I started in earlier years and joined the Patreon for Glynn Stewart and read a few of his series this year. Now that the wife and I are commuting together we started listening to audio books on our drives. We started with the Dark Tower series by Stephen King, then listened to the Children of Time books and started listening to the new audio version of Discworld. Until 2021 I mostly read one book at a time and listened to the audio version during my drives to work. Since we started listening to audiobooks together I've been keeping 2 books going at a time.


Since I re-read some old favorites I don't think I can do a top list for 2022. But some pleasant surprises have been the other books by Glynn Stewart that I read after joining his Patreon and starting the Bobiverse books by Dennis Taylor.


January (2)

1: Wizard and Glass by Stephen King

2: Into the Fire by James Rosone


February (4)

3: Mage Commander by Glynn Stewart

4: Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King

5: Truth of the Devine by Lindsay Ellis

6: Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells


March (3)

7: Song of Susannah by Stephen King

8: The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi

9: Beyond the Eyes of Mars by Glynn Stewart


April (3)

10: The Dark Tower by Stephen King

11: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov

12: The Terran Privateer by Glynn Stewart


May (5)

13: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky

14: Duchess of Terra by Glynn Stewart

15: Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky

16: City in the Sky by Glynn Stewart

17: Terra and Imperium by Glynn Stewart


June (6)

18: Big Damn Hero by James Lovegrove

19: Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett

20: Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett

21: Darkness Beyond by Glynn Stewart

22: Shield of Terra by Glynn Stewart

23: Small Gods by Terry Pratchett


July (6)

24: Imperium Defiant by Glynn Stewart

25: Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett

26: The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett

27: Relics of Eternity by Glynn Stewart

28: The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett

29: Sorcery by Terry Pratchett


August (6)

30: Shadows of the Fall by Glynn Stewart

31: Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett

32: Eric by Terry Pratchett

33: Eyes of Tomorrow by Glynn Stewart

34: Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett

35: The Dispatcher by John Scalzi


September (8)

36: Beasts of the Frozen Sun by Jill Criswell

37: Into the Calm by James Rosone

38: Murder by Other Means by John Scalzi

39: Ducks: 2 Years in the Oil Sands by Kate Beaton

40: Travel by Bullet by John Scalzi

41: Carmilla by J Sheridan Le Fanu

42: What If 2 by Randall Munroe

43: Into the Breach by James Rosone


October (7)

44: Fairy Tail by Stephen King

45: Terry Pratchett: A Life With Footnotes by Rob Wilkins

46: Impact Winter by Travis Beacham

47: Centers of Gravity by Marko Kloos

48: Sandman Act III by Dirk Maggs and Neil Gaiman

49: This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

50: Raven's Peace by Glynn Stewart


November (4)

51: Mort by Terry Pratchett

52: The Peacekeeper Initiative by Glynn Stewart

53: Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

54: Raven's Course by Glynn Stewart


December (6)

55: Soul Music by Terry Pratchett

56: Drifter's Folly by Glynn Stewart

57: Remnant Faction by Glynn Stewart

58: We are Legion (We are Bob) by Dennis Taylor

59: For We Are Many by Dennis Taylor

60: Icebreaker: A Fantasy Naval Thriller by Glynn Stewart


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2022


Today my account turned 19 years old. I've been visiting Newgrounds daily ever since.


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Posted by Malachy - January 5th, 2021


Starting this up now so I don't forget!


January (4 books, 1,419 pages)

1: Points of Impact by Marko Kloos

2: The Settlers of Catan by Rebecca Gable

3: A Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi

4: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by JK Rowling


February (3 books, 1,510 pages)

5: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling

6: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by JK Rowling

7: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by JK Rowling


March (6 books, 3,225 pages)

8: Orders of Battle by Marko Kloos

9: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling

10: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by JK Rowling

11: Dreamsnake by Vonda N. McIntyre

12: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows by JK Rowling

13: Twelve Years a Slave by Solomon Northrup


April (8 books, 2,271 pages)

14: The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin by Benjamin Franklin

15: The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

16: Starship's Mage by Glynn Stewart

17: Hand of Mars by Glynn Stewart

18: Voice of Mars by Glynn Stewart

19: Alien Arcana by Glynn Stewart

20: Judgement of Mars by Glynn Stewart

21: Unarcana Stars by Glynn Stewart


May (4 books, 1,368 pages)

22: Sword of Mars by Glynn Stewart

23: Mountain of Mars by Glynn Stewart

24: The Service of Mars by Glynn Stewart

25: A Darker Magic by Glynn Stewart


June (6 books, 1,864 pages)

26: To Sleep in a Sea of Stars by Christopher Paolini

27: All Systems Red by Martha Wells

28: Artificial Condition by Martha Wells

29: Rogue Protocol by Martha Wells

30: Exit Strategy by Martha Wells

31: Network Effect by Martha Wells


July (2 books, 958 pages)

32: A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine

33: A Desolation Called Peace by Arkady Martine


August (3 books, 1,576 pages)

34: Into the Stars by James Rosone

35: Into the Battle by James Rosone

36: Into the War by James Rosone


September (4 books, 1,149 pages)

37: Into the Chaos by James Rosone

38: Masters of Doom by David Kushner

39: How to Become a Federal Criminal by Mike Chase

40: Basic Call to Consciousness by Akwesasne Notes


October (1 book)

41: The Sandman: Act II by Dirk Maggs & Neil Gaiman


November

42: The Gunslinger by Stephen King

43: The Drawing of Three by Stephen King


December

44: The Kangaroo Chronicles by Marc-Uwe Klig

45: The Waste Lands by Stephen King

46: Leviathan Falls by James SA Corey


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Posted by Malachy - January 2nd, 2021


My account is 18 years old today.


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