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You cannot spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

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Posted by Malachy - January 4th, 2015


1/2/03

1/2/15

how do I make this post 2 days ago D:


Posted by Malachy - April 20th, 2014


I tried posting this all together in a NG blog but it just couldn't handle the full crazy. So, alas, here is a link to it on my tumblr. 

 

This is some crazy fanfic and poem/song about me a user made in 2008. 


Posted by Malachy - March 6th, 2014


I tried something once. It was the worst.


Posted by Malachy - December 26th, 2013


I've been using NG art as my PC backgrounds for a few months. I have 9-10 that loop every 3 minutes on my monitors. The top 20 or so of my favorite art portal entries has been on my desktop at some time or another. 


http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/oxob3000/meteor-on-its-way


Posted by Malachy - July 13th, 2013


5 years ago this month I started BBS modding. I should go on a banning spree


Posted by Malachy - January 4th, 2013


I'm 12 what is this


Posted by Malachy - November 24th, 2012


I took a flight lesson thing. It was a gift for my birthday back in June but I didn't have time to schedule it until now. It was neat - they let me take off, fly and land the plane (with a bit of help from the instructor). Too bad it's like $12,000 to go through all the training, but it was still cool.


Posted by Malachy - July 28th, 2012


Apparently my graphics drivers just shit the bed and died. Downloading skyrim on my older desktop computer and steam has some really awful seeds! I was pulling barely 100kb/s most of the time. It took all evening.

Edit: the HD got fried.


Posted by Malachy - July 10th, 2012


Care should be taken when having Red Velvet cake with tea. Recent studies have shown that the active ingredient in the red food coloring commonly used by bakeries to make Red Velvet cakes can react with tea in the presence of stomach acids and cause extreme stomach cramps and severe diarrhoea.


Posted by Malachy - March 24th, 2012


Today I bought a dining room table, paid bills, read a newspaper, visited the barber, and other grown up things.

Then I got a(n?) RC helicopter.