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You cannot spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

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Under a sand dune, USA

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Posted by Malachy - April 20th, 2014


I tried posting this all together in a NG blog but it just couldn't handle the full crazy. So, alas, here is a link to it on my tumblr. 

 

This is some crazy fanfic and poem/song about me a user made in 2008. 


Posted by Malachy - March 6th, 2014


I tried something once. It was the worst.


Posted by Malachy - December 26th, 2013


I've been using NG art as my PC backgrounds for a few months. I have 9-10 that loop every 3 minutes on my monitors. The top 20 or so of my favorite art portal entries has been on my desktop at some time or another. 


http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/oxob3000/meteor-on-its-way


Posted by Malachy - July 13th, 2013


5 years ago this month I started BBS modding. I should go on a banning spree


Posted by Malachy - January 4th, 2013


I'm 12 what is this


Posted by Malachy - November 24th, 2012


I took a flight lesson thing. It was a gift for my birthday back in June but I didn't have time to schedule it until now. It was neat - they let me take off, fly and land the plane (with a bit of help from the instructor). Too bad it's like $12,000 to go through all the training, but it was still cool.


Posted by Malachy - July 28th, 2012


Apparently my graphics drivers just shit the bed and died. Downloading skyrim on my older desktop computer and steam has some really awful seeds! I was pulling barely 100kb/s most of the time. It took all evening.

Edit: the HD got fried.


Posted by Malachy - July 10th, 2012


Care should be taken when having Red Velvet cake with tea. Recent studies have shown that the active ingredient in the red food coloring commonly used by bakeries to make Red Velvet cakes can react with tea in the presence of stomach acids and cause extreme stomach cramps and severe diarrhoea.


Posted by Malachy - March 24th, 2012


Today I bought a dining room table, paid bills, read a newspaper, visited the barber, and other grown up things.

Then I got a(n?) RC helicopter.


Posted by Malachy - February 29th, 2012


For years I've been using IRC to chat with NGers. There used to be a NG chat, back in the day. On the site there was this java applet that connected to an IRC room on the webchat server. in fact, there were 3 Newgrounds rooms - #newgrounds.com, #nglove (for spreading your STDs around the botverse) and #ngwar (for screaming at doodyheads).

Either way, all 3 still exist amazingly enough.

We were kicked off of Newgrounds for being too edgy and cool for school (and probably a little bit for making fun of Wade when he came in one day after neglecting us for years to play on Paltalk).

Feel free to join our lurkfest. Don't feel bad if we don't respond, it just means we don't like you (or we're idling...it's an extreme sport in the IRC world).

Server: irc.webchat.org
room: #newgrounds.com

If the above addresses make no sense to you I'm sure wikipedia will enlighten you and you'll forget about what you started searching for and wind up chasing a yarn string about the different tail fin paint mixtures Pan American Airlines used from 1974-1976.