You cannot spell "slaughter" without "laughter"
Age 36, Male
Under a snowdrift, USA
Joined on 1/2/03
Posted by Malachy - June 21st, 2009
Star Date: 06212009
I am embarking on a week long journey to lands unknown. I am journeying to the Bahama Islands, located on planet Earth.
I have heard accounts from scouts that this land offers many humans of the homo sapien breed, lounging happily in bikinis.
This is a good will mission. Should I not return, remember my legacy.
All systems functioning at normal capacity.
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